I'm outer space, bitch
I'm on the moon and shit
Facilitating logic like a mothafuckin' scientist
Basin' it, higher than an eagle shooting heroin
John Belushi outdone by a cousin of the parrot
It's apparent that I'm fly as shit
Jet planes will attest to this
I'm hotter than your microwave
I got a Shake n' Bake 'em dick
My margin of profit will remain a hundred percent
I steal from the rich, give to myself cause im a bandit Bitch

Ain't no Robin Hood, I be in the castle bending wenches over backward and proceed to ass blastin’
It’s fantastic when we down we go Jurassic
I take out my dino bone and stick it in cement plaster
“A dirty bastard” that’s what she called me while the real dirty bastard's lodged deep inside her pussy-
-Katt Williams just made a joke about black people That’s funny, black people! I get it, black people!
I'm at the fucking altar, I'm hanging from the steeple Tryna find God is harder than finding an elf, keebler
Best believe her, those tiny mothafuckas real
Stickin' rice krispies up your ass to make you
Feel what it's like to be fucked
When everybody is bigger than you, fists want to fight but your minds reminding you of the circumstance, emotions in a dance
Between your instinct to retaliate or what might be your chance of survival
Take the high road and then you sell your soul
To MTV make your life a reality TV show

I'm Wayne Gacy, bitch
I’m Daniel Radcliffe
I'm Patrick Dempsey
and I'm a bottle of Hennesy
I’m Ralph Lauren
I'm Cool Runnings
I am what your momma did to put you in her tummy
I'm Martin Luther King
I'm Stanley Toonchi
I'm in every single fucking decent ass movie
I'm a mall cop
I'm the Terminator
I'm a witch doctor
I'm the perminator
I'm rosetta stone
I got a lot of friends
Educational recreational
Bitch, I drive a Benz
I got twenty bucks
Threw it out the Benz
I'm economical, nigga
A means to an end